LOL you are crazy dude, that is a riot.Saw a trumpet horn on sale for $18 so I swapped it for my low tone hella yesterday.
Today I got a chance to use it for the first time https://youtu.be/RZY9xCDrMqw
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It's held on with a screw/nut and double stick carpet tape + quality ducktape. Advanced engineering.